TALK ABOUT LOVE

  I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

MY TAKE ON RELATIONSHIPS
  If a relationship is built on sexuality, it won't last long. Now I'm completely chaste through a relationship unless I get married. I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long as I wasn't having sex with them, I could always just walk away. There were some [past girlfriends] who pushed for sex, and sometimes they won. Afterward, I would feel unclean, like I'd compromised my own values. So I would have to let them go because they didn't help me to be a stronger person.

TEST FOR A LADY'S CLEANLINESS
  Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

IF WE BREAK UP 
- I was in love with her, but she was not in love with me. I can't be upset because she doesn't find me the most beautiful thing on the planet.